Five singles. One catch. One red flag per episode. If you're out, you pop. An animated dating game show where the audience sees the flag long before the contestants do.

Episode 1 · Love Bombing · Premiering soon · Subscribe for the drop
How it works
The catch gets a few minutes to win five singles. The singles have a balloon.
One contestant walks out with a smile and a secret. The secret is this week's red flag, and they are going to do it to five people at once.
Five singles, five balloons. Some fall for it. Some see it instantly. One of them is Kip, and Kip is out in eleven seconds regardless.
Every pop is a call. The crowd doesn't always agree. Sometimes the person who pops first is the only one paying attention.
Reno names the red flag, the card defines it, and the people still holding a balloon get a long look at what they almost did.
Why a game show
Love bombing never looks like love bombing when it's pointed at you. It looks like someone finally getting it. A hoodie with both your names on it. A lake house. A group chat called Forever. From row G, it's a man who had the hoodies printed before he met anyone.
That gap is the whole show. The audience gets the wide shot. The singles get the close-up, and the close-up is where everyone gets fooled. Watching five people take the same bait five different ways teaches you what the bait looks like faster than any list of warning signs.
So the next time someone is moving fast, you'll hear a balloon in the back of your mind.
Same deal as the rest of Red Flag Academy: no product pitch inside the episode, no tagline after the joke. The show teaches the name of the tactic. When you need to check what you're actually seeing, a CrayScore™ is where the balloon goes next.
The cast
The singles come back every week. The catch is new every episode, and so is the red flag.
Greyhound. Thirty years calling fights and lounge acts on the Strip, and about the same amount of time making every mistake in the Cray Glossary personally. You know his voice from It's Not Always This Obvious. This is the first time you've seen the jacket.
Fox. Hawaiian shirt. Running list of people he can't stand, and it grows by one every episode. Pops first, pops loudest, is occasionally right for the wrong reasons.
Giraffe. Pearls, cardigan, believes in people. Will defend the catch to the very end and be heartbroken when the catch turns out to be exactly what Pip said.
Horse. Backwards cap, gym tank, gum. Reads every red flag as a green one. "Family man. That's a green flag, actually."
Sheep. Glasses, sweater, wants it to be real so badly she'll accept a hoodie as a proposal. The one who asks the question nobody else thought to ask.
Hedgehog. Blazer, notepad, no illusions. Sees it, says it, pops, and gets booed for being right. Pip is the audience's stand-in. Pip is also usually alone.
Golden retriever. Has never felt this way about anyone. All five of you. Brought matching hoodies and his mom. Episode 1's red flag: love bombing.
Season 1
Red Flag or Nah? is the live version: 53 real scenarios, no cartoon volume, you make the call and argue about it with your friends. It runs in under five minutes at orientation, RA programs, chapter meetings and on podcasts.
Out here, nobody hands you a balloon. Cray helps you see what the studio audience sees.

Merch from the Cray universe
The Kip die-cut sticker, the It's Not Always This Obvious title card tee, and the Red Flag Rock sticker. Any three stickers are 33% off, no code needed. Flat $4.90 shipping, free over $45.
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